Wednesday, September 29, 2010

snippets from phuket

Upon landing on Phi Phi Island:

PK: So they actually used part of this island for a movie?

Me: Yeah, "The Beach".

PK: What movie was that?

Me: "The Beach".

PK: Yeah on the beach, but what movie?

Me: "THE BEACH"!!

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When shopping for board shorts...

PK: Board shorts will dry in an hour or so.

Next day...

ZS: Fuck la! Left overnight to dry and STILL wet!?!

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While sitting in the touring van...

Me: I spy... something that begins with the letter R.

Zs: Retard.

Me: ROAD LA!!

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While waiting at the jetty for the snorkelling boat...

Pk: Remember that episode of river monsters with the giant stingray?

Me: Yeah?

Pk: If that stingray was strong enough, im sure it would be able to fly itself.

Zs: WTF u talking abt?

Pk: Maybe we'll find see one later?

Me: (dont feel like snorkelling anymore...)

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