fearless female wtf...

wat makes a person totally fearless??

Well, they TRIED to figure that out on class 95. It was more HILARITY than actual fear factor stuff. Eating fried scorpion?? PUHHHH-leeeeez... Shave a QUARTER of your hair??? CHEY...

Lemme tell what i would dare them ALL to do to prove that they are totally fearless.

Simple.

Kill someone and admit to it, and laugh just before you get hanged. And finally - you must be COMPLETELY sane through it all. And the killing must be done in the GROSSEST fashion. Like cutting open a guy's head with a rusty spoon, cutting off all his fingers and replacing them with his toes, braid his pubic hair, break ALL of his joints, and stick nails underneath each and every one of his nails - ALL this, while the person is still alive.

Yeap, that MIGHT sway my vote.

Anyway, im beginning to think that i might have a career ELSEWARE - maybe show-biz?

This is the fucking 4th time that someone's told me that i looked like Zhou Chuan Xiong - WHOEVER the hell he is. Apparently he sang ONE song - all the 4 people remember him for that one song, so that's uber LAME. The song if called HUANG HUN (sunset), and my mom played it for me on the radio - and it is SAPPY to the core. Fuck that shit.

Just logged onto WWE after almost an eternity away from it - Triple-H is WWE Champion. Hell yeah. And Federer just lost to Stanislas Wawrinka - fuck that shit. I think i said before that i'd stop watching tennis when Fed turns to shit. Think it's time i made good on that promise.

And Jailani was RIGHT. ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY RIGHT. The babes in Marina Bay only show up in the MORNING. Why??? Bcos women can't do anything except admin work it seems. And im beginning to think that it's true. And it's not bcos im sexist or wat - it's frm 100% observation. Put a woman in a meeting and she will NOT be able to get anything done. It's a "Hmm... maybe" here and "Oh well, perhaps" there. Totally nothing solid.

Now put a MAN in a meeting and he will holler and scream, bitch and whine and curse at everyone until he gets his shit done. Which is uber cool. Dont have to waste time like the woman as she tries to find middle ground. The man is like an animal - kill or be killed. I WANT THIS, he says, and the meeting's over, in like what? 15min tops?

But back to the topic - the hot women in MBS only show up early in the morning. And yes, almost all of them are SECRETARIES. It's stereotype nite and im not even trying. Hahahahaha... with an odd one or two of them being SAFETY OFFICERS. LOL!!!!! Safety officers????? Hahahahhaa!!!

"Don't forget to wear your helmets and drink plenty of water k???"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Scooted around MBS for most of the day today, while my PM was reeling from his weeklong headache which left him virtually half a day slow. HONESTLY, it was me doing most of the work and running most of the show. DAMNIT HTU, where the hell are you? I cant take this shit anymore. Anymore demands frm Darren and i SWEAR one day i will crack a linder over his balding head.

Then i'll load his corpse onto a truck and send it crashing into the hotel towers which will collapse and push the entire casino into the freaking marina bay. AWESOME.

Saturday is my working day this week, so forgive me if im a little more venomous than usual.

Song of the day is "Africa" by Toto... bcos that's wat it feels like here on-site - HOT LIKE MUTHAFUCKIN AFRICA. Goddamnit... i feel like just jumping into the bay...