Sunday, March 29, 2009

keeping hands off...

The trip from singapore back to jb on friday nite was probably the most mentally testing one i've had in a long time.

Picture this, i was on the MRT, heading towards kranji, think i was somewhere between bukit batok and khatib, when the door opened, and the most RIDICULOUS hairstyle flooded my eyes.

And just as expect, it was sitting on the head of a woman - for only have the stones (or lack of) to do something as STUPID as that.

Her hair was all permed, so that it looked like a ball. A ball of wavy and curly hair. But that's not enough. Apparently she couldnt decide if she wanted it long or short, so she divided them up. The short hair (not longer than shoulder length), she PERMED and made it part of that disgusting ball of chicken floss on her head. And whatever grew too long, she STRAIGHTENED. And not only that - it was FUCKING STRAIGHT. The straightest hair i've ever seen.

SO... after much description, i will sum it up for those who cannot picture it. It looked like a fucking JELLYFISH. Totally fucked up.

And then, as if seeing that wasnt enough, later while stuck on a 170 bus going across the bridge, i am confronted by a girl. She looked not bad, figure also not bad. Dressing was also pretty good.

Then she turned AWAY from me. And i saw her back, which was exposed bcos it was one of THOSE types of dresses.

And holy fucking shit.

Right there, almost in the middle of her goddamn shoulder blades...

... was a PIMPLE the size of a peanut.

HOLY SHIT. I wanted to puke, or at least grab something pointed, like a needle, and just pop it.

Of course i didnt - i know how thing like this work. You pop it, it starts spewing out pus, and blood and then internal organs and soon, the girl deflates like a balloon of skin and dies right there on the floor.

So u dont press the pimple.

I was so glad when i got into mom's car that i just fell right asleep. Thank gawd...

Oh and btw, im starting to swim again - since my cousin's (my HAWT cousin's) place, has a swimming pool. Hopefully, this'll help shave off more of those unwanted pounds. I need more exercise.

Song of the day is "The Air that I Breathe" by The Hollies...

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