once again, u're doing it wrong...

These days, im seriously considering recommending to my mom to let jasper go to poly instead. The fatality rate isnt as high, seriously. At least in NTU, that's for sure.

One reason why NUS isnt going thru the same shit is bcos just across the highway - there's ITE. So there's always next door. The new Warren campus residential site will most definitely change that. It also helps that NUS is very near Holland V, so there's always some place to chill out. Also there's the mysterious research institutes, which i am convinced are using the bodies of suicide victims for ghastly experiments. If Resident Evil where to really happen, Singapore Style, it would start from there. For sure.

It also doesnt help NTU that its kind secluded, with only a single bus service passing thru this place. The campus is almost empty on the weekends, as zs and i can atest to, so sure... the mind begins to play tricks on u.

Also NUS girls may be more slutty than NTU girls, so stressed out guys can just bone one and suddenly that 2.0 CAP doesnt feel so bad anymore.

But seriously, WTF is happening now?

And im LAUGHING MY ASS OFF as i read an article on the new paper saying that perhaps CAMPUSES ARE TOO OPEN???

Open?? There're as open as an aunties wallet on a saturday morning. (For those who dont get it, saturday is typically when many schools have their Flag Day, now do u geddit??)

Dont make me fucking laugh. The campus is the last refuge of a student after a long hard days work. Some want to just kick back in their undies with the fan on and do nothing. Some want to surf some porn and jerk off a little. Hell, some might just wanna organize a mass orgy. And some might wanna surf terrorist bomb sites (but that's another story).

Watever the case, i know that last thing i want when i get back to my campus room is to worry about being controlled EVEN MORE. We had to deal with our CAP scores, our final year projects, our job interviews, our bidding , our balloting, our other project submissions and about how to suck up to your final year profs. Isnt that enough pressure?? And now u want to have frisking??

HEH. I am glad and proud that many of the staff interviewed labelled these cases as isolated incidents, and the only person who DID recommend increased security was more worried about getting her underwear stolen.

If anything, campus life needs to drop its pants a little. Now hostelites need to stress out about finding 'roles' in their campus, earning points and looking for a place to stay. AWESOME. Just give the rooms to the NON-LOCALS, can? It just makes sense that way. Why would a SINGAPOREAN need a room in NUS?? I dont think the MRT rides are THAT treacherous. And there's always WebCast, u idiots.

Let the PRCs have Old KR - its near to science and engin, where they typically spawn from. Give PGP to the ind*ans, keep them as far away as possible so that the smell of their masala doesnt pollute the air anymore. And give Eusoff to the other foreigners, it always stood up as the most "in-between" of the campuses. And everyone would be happy.

song of the day is "Have You Ever Seen the Rain" by Creedence Clearwater Revival...