book and its cover.

And the lecturer at the course points over to me.

"Hey, can you pls help the old guy next to you? He looks lost. Looks like he's been lost since the start of the day."

All i can do is face-palm and shake my head.

Pls... GODDAMNIT... STOP SAYING THAT.

Another 20min later, after another chapter, the lecturer says the same thing again.

"Alright, tomorrow, you're sitting in front."

The guy next to me is dressed in a loose old polo, that looks like it was cut frm the seat of a car. With tan colored pants, a crinkled up old brown belt and a dark brown hiking shoes. His blackberry was in his front pocket on the polo, and pulled it down bcos of the sheer weight, and he smiled everytime, like he was back in grade school.

My friends, the man sitting next to me, was the Senior Director of Projects, a man who has had more than 20years experience in this industry with connections all over the security, commercial and government security sector.

Dear gawd... man... they need to add the "Job Title" column to the application forms of the course... seriously...