fail bus...

Have you guys seen this shit? It looks like a bus, but is in fact made of utter RUBBISH.

I'm talking about "new" buses that SBS has dumped onto the road to make our lives miserable. As if waking up in the morning isn't bad enough, as if getting screwed by ur boss isn't bad enough, as if being stressed out by your work isn't enough, they had to go and put that monstrosity on the road.

The bus is hideous. It has less seating space those fucking coffins we used to travel across the causeway in - yes the dreaded mini-Bas Sekolah. Stupid. And the SEATS ARE SO UNCOMFORTABLE. It's like they were cut out from old toys that were glued together.

The seats are seated in a SLOPING fashion - FOR FUCK??? It's not a fucking cinema! I don't want to watch old women struggling onto the bus, or watch old men grope little girls. I dont wanna see that shit! Fucking useless bus!

As if that isnt enough, when you walk onto the bus, the first thing you see behind the driver is a lump of mechanical CANCER. WHY IS THERE A HUGE METAL CUBE IN A BUS??? Getting rid of that thing alone adds about 3 rows of seats.

WE NEED MORE TIBS BUSES!! For some reason, i've always managed to fall asleep in a TIBS bus. Those bendy buses have a knack for rocking you to sleep, with their cloth seats and super cold air-con. THAT is how buses should be like - not this CRAP from SBS.

Fuck SBS. The engineers there are utter retards.

Also, in other news. Regarding Marina Bay - It wasnt me.

More to come later.

Song of the day is "Kiri" by Monoral...