Tuesday, May 26, 2009

stop kidding yourself...

Just admit it la.

Your son did it.

There is NO WAY in hell that it COULDNT have been him.

It's not about whether or not he did do it or not, but it's just that there are NO OTHER ALTERNATIVES to explain what happened. Is it possible that Widj*j* walked into his prof's office while the prof was masturbating and was thus attacked by a knife wielding prof, desperate to hide his sick obsession, but underestimated the polite young indonesian and was disarmed and counter-stabbed (yes i just invented that word), leading him to flee the office. And overcome by the mental damage of seeing his prof jerking off, young lad Widj*j* throws himself off a building.

Does that sound even REMOTELY possible? NO WAY, except the part abt profs masturbating, which im sure they do, bcos they can, and their offices are usually so quiet and comfy, plus free internet access... temptation...

ANYWAY, there are no other alternatives to explain what happened.

Just remember, a little while ago, 2 quiet, polite kids picked up guns and shot up a school in the US.

THERE WERE ALL ONLINE GAMERS. The 2 kids in the US were obviously Counterstrike fans (they used guns remember?). And THUS, we can deduce that Widj*j* was a WORLD OF WARCRAFT fan (he used a knife).

Most likely chose to be an Undead character too, which is why he jumped, fully expecting him to "live" through it. Which of course he didnt. But that's strange isnt it? I mean, if Undead are already DEAD, then why is it in the game, they still kena damage when they jump off a high cliff?? It doesnt make sense.

I will now make a reference to THIS, which should give some POSSIBLE SCENARIOS for what happened.

Let's think M Night Shayamalan.

In typical Shayamalan style, most likely, it will turn out that the injured and recovering prof is actually the REAL Widjaja. The evil prof found a way to SWITCH BODIES with his young indo student. And then tried to kill the real student, but he got away. He then realized that it SUCKED to be an indo kid in sg, with a warcraft character who specialized in gay-ass botany and killed himself. Sixth sense anyone?

Or perhaps we'll go with the classic LOTR ending. EAGLES saved him. We just dont know it yet.

Or perhaps Naruto. It wasnt Widj*j*, it was just a KAGE BUNSHIN!!

Either way, it'd be retarded to continue to deny it - your son attacked a prof. At least he had the balls to try something like that. He failed though. A miserable FAILURE, but at least he tried.

Or perhaps he was just a lost lonely soul, looking for companionship in an online world that had become so warped with his own reality that the concept of death-rebirth became second nature. And thus, spurred by the pain of a loss in scholarship, and disappointment of his parents, he took to vengeance. Just as a computer gamer will naturally seek out the monster that killed him before, he sought out the prof whom he blamed and tried to take matters into his own hands, believeing that he had been wronged academically, and that he deserved vengeance. And faced with the reality of his actions, his heart bulged with the guilt and reality of what he had done - he had attacked a fellow innocent human and had stained his family's reputation forever. Unable to bear the guilt, he took flight, and like the ambitious but blind Icarus, he fell. He fell to his doom.

Or maybe God did it.

Argue as you will.

Think about all the possible alternatives, and the reality becomes CRYSTAL CLEAR.

song of the day is "Your Call" by Secondhand Serenade...

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