Wednesday, May 6, 2009

how low... how low... can i slide?

An exceptionally SUCKY day, where Starhub has once agian, FAILED miserably.

Their mobile broadband crap has FAILED, rendering our entire office without internet, and hence we are severely crippled. Work can't be done. Things can't be submitted. And most importantly, MOST IMPORTANTLY, Email can't be read - which in industrial terms, amounts to a mortal sin.

Calling Starhub, i get a completely clueless guy trying to reassure me amidst the torrent of screaming and shouting in the background. Believe me, if u want to reassure someone, dont have people in the background screaming "Holy Shit, why is this happening? That shouldnt be RED? And what's that siren for?"

Anyway, guys, pls visit Ooki Taiyuki at Raffles City, #B1-49. Look for orange GLASS.

Speaking of cooking, there was a FIRE on Monday. The 7th storey apparently went up in flames, initiating screams and crowds of onlookers. Jasper was trapped outside until the fire was put out, then he did the best possible thing - went back and went straight to sleep.

Nothing touched us on the 20th storey, except some black smoke and a little ash. I TOLD jasper not to leave his PURE WHITE LEVI SHOES outside. Now covered in soot. I hate to say i told you so, but i told you so.

song of the day is "Touch My Hand" by David Archuleta. I swear - he's the ugliest thing on Earth, but he has some nice lyrics.

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