a youthful observation...

Young people are prone bouts of abnormal behaviour. I am no exception, provided, of course, that i am STILL considered young. Am I?

Young people are prone to tests of faith - similar to what hindus go through during thimithi. Firewalking. Except that young people prefer to conduct these test of faith on beaches, where the sand is FLAMING HOT. As such these youth will walk on these burning sands, showing no signs of pain, EXCEPT only when a picture is being taken. When such a picture is taken, the youth will then jump into the air, like a FUCKING humpback whale as it beaches.

This is one observation.

Young people are also prone to tribal rituals, which typically involve the spiking of ones hair. Whoever's hair is the TALLEST, is thus the chief of the tribe, and henceforth, is entitled to "ALL DA BITCHES HE DAMN WELL WANTS'... ... apparently. Tests results prove otherwise though.

A species of dark skinned young people are more... how do i say it... PRAGMATIC in their approach to spiked hair. They design and don oversized caps. These oversized caps provide enough room to ensure that the spiked hair is kept standing and untouched. Also, these caps elongate the head, making it look like they have a larger brain, and hence, more intelligence. However, they tend to forget that the cap is KNIT material and is thus SEE THRU, so people can see how utterly their attempt at looking good FAILS! FAILS! PHAILS!!!!!!! EPIC FUCKING FAILURE!!

This is another observation.

Tune in next week for more such observations. We will investigate the lift phenomenon and the EZ-link card paradox.

Song of the day is "Without You" by Hinder...