random word generator

Bored as fuck, bcos im waiting for the semis of the US Open to come on, im mindlessly surfing. And guess wat? I ran out of things to surf for. I youtubed some highlights, watched a music vid, previewed a couple of movie trailers, listened to some music, laughed at pple on STOMP, facebooked (but posted nothing), webcomics, a little work, checked some email... and BAM, i was done.

So i flipped onto a random word generator, into which i commanded it to generate a Noun of Average usage.

The returned result was: "Flipper".

Now flipper can refer to a few things.

Firstly, flipper can refer to that thing u use to keep the ball frm going down the chute in pinball. I've played that game almost all my microsoft life. And i SUCKS that i only discovered a few years ago, that there were actually MISSIONS in that game. SHIT. And all this time i tot going into the hyperspace tube automatically got you the highest points. And if it makes any sense, nobody ever uses the "bang the table" button - tried that too many times ang got penalized for it. Fucking useless.

Also, Flipper can refer to the friendly neighbourhood dolphin. Flipper saves pple. For obvious reasons. Pple feed him, so he gotta keep'em alive else he aint food no more. In the future, Flipper will become the emperor of the world, when polar icecaps melt and sea levels rise, Flipper will emerge as the last remaining hero in this world. Except maybe Batman, no one fucks around with Batman.

But in more RECENT times, Flipper has been in a state of panic. And while i am loathe to act like a tree-hugging environmentalist, Flipper's mates are in danger. They is being turned into fish bait.

I am of course referring to the famous and controversial film, The Cove. A film shot in secret using hidden cameras and stealth microphones.

No, it's not about the dark underbelly of Flipper's nightlife. Heh. WTF mann... And no it aint the latest in Voyeurism.

It's a documentary. In Japan. And nope, it's not anime.

Its abt the slaughtering of dolphins in the hidden seaside coves to fuel the market for dolphin meat. As simplistic and "green" as it is - it isnt. The locals are like they came straight out of The Village, they oppose anyone who would dare threaten their livlihood. Even the police attempted to stop filming.

But never underestimate the Americans. THEY MADE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE, BITCH! Beat That! HAH!

They got all their hidden gadgetry and high tech gizmo together and infiltrated the enemy bases.

(Actually they just put on scuba gear and swam underneath them and planted cameras under rocks to upskirt any dolphins and divers. 'Nuff said.)

So now im dying to watch that film. But i cant seem to find it. Guess i'll get dad to check the local... *ahem*... stores.