blood and glory pt 2

So we're having the usual session on a nice cloudy sunday.

The drizzle stopped at around 330pm and the courts dried up nicely and all was well until a guy and his gf (at least i think it was his gf) shows up and informs us that they booked the EXACT 2 courts that we were playing in.

But he was SOOOOOOOOOOO compassionate that he decided, "Eh, nvm la, u all can play until my friends arrive." Something along those lines.

So anyway, we continue. And the couple sits down and girl starts going off about her adventures yesterday. A guy would take 2 sentences MAX. A girl would take 2 hours MIN.

So she starts blah-blah-blah-ing about the how she went shopping with her friends and how they liked the same thing, but that thing is cheaper somewhere else, but the best things come from wherever, but they're all girls and cant go there, or some SHIT like that.

Anyway, zs is serving. I think the position of where they were sitting and where zs was serving is largely relevant at this point.

But anyway, the girl is yaking louder and LOUDER with each passing minute. Im a little irritated, but i was too busy kicking hh's ass to do anything about it.

At this point, zs had had enough with her tongue wagging and gum flapping.

For a guy who cant really serve, he was pretty good that day.

Zs tosses the ball over his head, arches his back, shoulder comes around, brushes the side of the ball, racquet ploughs through the yellow fluff, sending a vicious wicked lefty spinning serve into the court.

I dunno whether it was in or not, but who gives a shit?

The ball whizzes off the court... AND HITS THE GIRL RIGHT IN THE THROAT.

I am not making this up. It was hilarious.

It hit her precisely while she was mid-sentence of another shopping spree. The serve had "STFU la slut!" written all over it.

And the sound she made was MAGICAL. Its the kind of sound you would make if u were gargling with listerine and suddenly choked and coughed and half-sneezed at the same time.

Whatever it was, it sure turned the volume down low. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY down low.

Nice serve. Second serve now?