oh and before i forget...

It is
EXTREMELY STUPID
AND
LAME
AND
POINTLESS
AND
FUCKED-UP
AND
UTTERLY REDUNDANT
TO POSE WITH YOUR FOOD.

WHY would you do that?? There is no point to it.

The only time when it would be OK to do that would be if you had HUNTED that animal down, KILLED it, PEELED it's skin off, GUTTED it and COOKED it.

Then and ONLY then, will it be ok to actually lift your plate up to a camera and smile like a jackass with it, while the sauce from your steak accidentally SPILLS ALL OVER YOUR DRESS/PANTS.

If you do this kind of thing, YOU ARE AN EPIC FAILURE OF MANKIND.

What are trying to say? "Look! This is the animal after i paid money for it to be killed and stewed in mushrooms! I'm so proud of me!"

If you're gonna do that, then do it the WHOLE WAY THROUGH. Take a smiling picture of yourself with the FUCKING menu. Take a smiling picture of yourself with the FUCKING animal before its killed. Take a smiling picture of the FUCKING animal as it lies bleeding and dead. Take a smiling picture of the FUCKING animal as its being skinned and gutted. Take a smiling picture of the FUCKING animal as its being cooked. Take a smiling picture of the FUCKING animal when its on your FUCKING plate. Take a smiling picture of the FUCKING animal after you spit it out, half-chewed. Take a smiling picture of the FUCKING animal when its a piece of shit floating in your toilet.

Then put it in a FUCKING album and show it to your kids, put it on your blogs, your facebook accounts and EVERYTHING else. Go ahead. Be PROUD to be a hunter, killer and consumer.

MULTI-TASK!!

oh yeah, and song of the day is "Insomnia" by Craig David...